Anyone want pink lips? And nipples? With the SAME product?

Does this worry anyone else?
Bioglo Cherry Pink Lip & Nipple Cream is: 

  • Safe for daily use
  • Easy to apply - straight from the tube or with provided brush applicator
  • No greasy after-feel
  • Desired effects within seconds
  • Cherry pink as a lip color - brings out the natural pinkish hue of your lips, no artificial colorants added
Bioglo Cherry Pink Lip & Nipple Cream is recommended to:
  • Those with darkened or discolored lips & nipples
  • Those with chapped, flaking or dry lips
  • Lipstick users to prevent further discoloration due to regular use of lipsticks
  • Those who wish to restore the natural color of lips & nipples
?!?!?!?!?!?!!?, says me.

DISCOLOURED NIPPLES?!?!?!??!?!?!?! I presume most of us are discoloured then...
But if anyone wants to try, PLEASE let me know if it works. I'm just curious...